Old Spice / Smell ‘Em Who’s Boss
Somewhere out there is a man who’s the man. But before he was the man, he was just a man who wanted to be the man and knew the answer to the question, Where do you smell yourself in 5-years?
“5-Year Plan” 00
“Innocent” 00
Old Spice / Desperado
Does Old Spice Desperado really make your armpits smell like eucalyptus and danger? Can Old Spice Desperado really turn evil men into balloons? Perhaps the thing you really mean to ask is why do I always suck the fun out of everything with my rhetorical questions?